PinnedConor MatthewsThe Christmas Party“Good evening, I’m Muire Geoghan for RTÉ’s general election results special coverage, and we can confirm at the current count the next…12 min read·Apr 10, 2024----
Conor MatthewsThe Rabbit And The CarrotThere was once a rabbit, running wild and free. He loved to skip and jump, as happy as can be. He lived in the meadows, having fun with…5 min read·Apr 13, 2024----
Conor MatthewsWhat I Learned Writing About ConspiraciesWe’re Entering An Age Of Mass Hysteria12 min read·Mar 30, 2024----
Conor MatthewsThe IrishIs your suffering worth any more? Do you tie threads of gold, To your heartache?1 min read·Mar 18, 2024----
Conor MatthewsThe Candidate: Part 1The last four months of Gabrielle’s presidential campaign have been rough. She knew it would be, but it was still difficult. The attack ads…11 min read·Feb 4, 2024----
Conor MatthewsHow Do You Know?Do the butterflies drop? Does your heart go flat? Do sweet nothings sour? Does it fade like a tat?1 min read·Jan 21, 2024----
Conor MatthewsSanta’s Resignation LetterI have debated whether or not to begin with my trademarked “Ho Ho Ho”, but I wish to convey the gravity of the matter.5 min read·Dec 11, 2023----
Conor MatthewsThey’re tearing the country apart”,He says as he sets a bus alight.1 min read·Nov 23, 2023----